all my life savings. gas money to get me to and from work for the next two weeks.
- Anything smaller than a C cup: must be pre-pubescent. Ugly patterns, and colours. Lots of animals and stripes.
- C to D cup: A woman! Pretty lacy things, nice patterns, large variety.
- Anything over a D cup: Beige. Lots and lots of beige.
you are driving home from work when you hear a thud on the roof. you can hear a muffled voice, but the only word you can make out is “baka”. you figure it’s just your imagination and keep driving. however, the threat is all too real- you realize now that dozens of anime girls are falling from the sky and getting mad at you because it’s not like they like you or anything. you’ve been caught in the middle of… a tsunderstorm.