That’s always how I feel around you in person. Seriously. That’s why there’s always that awkward “OH HEY..omg you look so cute. Eeeeeerrrrr oooookaaayyyy seeeeee youuu laterrrrr…
I never even thought you were. and the internet is here for us.
I was. I thought I was so important because everybody knew me. KZK SUPERSTAR. Now I’m sort of just…Samm. And now everybody has forgotten me. /forever alone And I know the internet is here for us but but but I want to take sillyface webcam photos with you and pretend I know what I’m doing with a tambourine while you play ukulele and we sing backstreet boys songs or…something. :o SIGH
That’s always how I feel around you in person. Seriously. That’s why there’s always that awkward “OH HEY..omg you look so cute. Eeeeeerrrrr oooookaaayyyy seeeeee youuu laterrrrr BYE” whenever we see each other at cons. So. Yep.
omg I was kidding :c but that’s how I feel around YOU omg
I swear I’m not a self-righteous con queen anymore. I’m way, way past my weeaboo stage and srsly now nobody knows me and I just wish people would talk to me but nobody wants to talk to me because I don’t cosplay and I’m not very outgoing and I think you’re so cool and I know I should punctuate right now but I can’t omg we should just get over ourselves so we can have a real conversation. REALLY.
no i cant handle the pit im a pussy im not hardcore :-(
omg. dont. be. a. pussy. How about JUST THE ODDS. For now. I feel like a math teacher. Just do the odds. And the evens. Fuck it do the whole book of problems holy shit why does everyone hate me you need this for real life because trig happens in real life okay TRIANGLES ARE IMPORtant listen up okay im in charge do your homework im the teacher i do what i want do the odds
1: What do you put on hotdogs? I don’t eat hotdogs! :3 The only meat I eat is seafood. I guess I like chopping up veggie dogs and putting them in my ramen, though. YAY OVER-PROCESSED FOODS.
2: Do you say “anticlimatic” or “anticlimactic”? “Anticlimactic” - I do my best to make sure I pronounce all my words correctly so I don’t sound like a backwater hillbilly.
3: Do you check flyers before grocery shopping? No, but I always do that when I go to Hobby Lobby, lol.
4: Blue, black, or some other colour pen ink? I love writing with purple ink!
5: Do you use your parking brake? Only when I park on a hill.
6: Look to your left. How many framed pictures are on the wall? None.
7: Do you know how to play chess? I do, but I’d need a quick refresher.
8: How often do you clean the interior of your car? Once a year, lol.
9: Do you ever read the last few pages first? Nope.
10: Ever fallen in the shower? I thought this said “Ever fallen asleep in the shower?” at first, to which my answer would be yes, but only for a few seconds and I stayed standing. But I’ve never fallen down while taking a shower.
11: On a scale of 1-10, how likely are you to swear at other drivers? 10. I get serious road rage because I’m surrounded by idiots who don’t deserve to have a license.
12: What’s the worst thing you’ve ever called someone you care about? I used to have this friend named Ashley. She was the type of person who lied about everything even when it was petty and didn’t matter. Long story short, after she graduated highschool she started selling drugs and turned abusive toward her boyfriend and was generally just really crazy. I called her a fucking psycho, for complete lack of stronger word choice, after she tried to throw a bookcase at me. I guess that’s the worst because I meant it and don’t regret it.
13: Do you have a Snuggie? I don’t! I sort of want one, though. A Hello Kitty one.
14: Are you allergic to anything? Dogs, cats, dust mites.
15: Do you have any TV shows on DVD? Sean has all the box sets of Smallville and I have the first season of Superjail. I’m not big on buying box sets. :|
16: How many times do you hit the snooze button before finally getting out of bed? I’m so lazy I don’t even use an alarm clock.
17: Ever driven away in anger? Yes, like all the time.
18: What’s your favourite freezie colour? I think that’s the same this as a freezepop, right? Green!
19: Are you a vegetarian? I was! Now I’m a pescetarian.
20: Do you have a garbage receptacle beside you? What’s on top? Nope.
21: Do you cross out your mistakes or erase/whiteout them? I usually cross them out. I rarely erase things..even when I draw.
22: Ever torn something up that you instantly knew was too important for such treatment? I don’t think so. I’m sort of a packrat.
23: Do you think that things will get better? Eventually.
24: Do you have an unpopular opinion? What is it? I have a lot of unpopular opinions. I wouldn’t be able to list them.
25: What’s your favourite quote? I don’t have one. :I
26: Did you/are you going to go to prom? Sort of. Not really. We showed up…
27: What’s the most physically painful thing you’ve ever experienced? One time I cut my foot open on a really big piece of glass at this place called Pillsbury Crossing. :| College kids drink there all the time and there’s broken glass everywhere. I was barefoot. And dumb.
28: What’s the most emotionally/mentally painful thing you’ve ever experienced? Pets dying. I had a dog named Bandit and a hedgehog named Soap.
29: Have you ever legitimately saved a person’s life? No. Lol. I don’t think I could save anyone if their life depended on me. I’m not very strong-willed. I guess I would try but I don’t think I’d be able to do it.
30: What’s your favourite book genre? BOOKS? Books are for nerds.
31: Did you like “Gigli”? Be honest. No idea what that is. A movie? With J-Lo? I probably wouldn’t like it.
32: Have you ever walked out of a movie at the theatre? Yep!
33: Do you peek between your fingers during the scary scenes? No. I power through them like a MAN.
34: What was your reaction to Tatum getting killed whilst stuck in the pet door in Scream? I..what are you talking about I don’t even…
35: Do dogs like you? Not when I’m wearing my bison hat.
36: Would you say that you project an air of authority? When I need to. But I like to sort of sit back and let things play out.
37: Do people listen when you speak? No, I’m always getting talked over or interrupted and it’s really frustrating.
38: How are your elbows? Are they okay? They’re good. The skin is soft. I’m grateful for that.
39: What is one thing that you do exceptionally well? Be honest. Waste time. I think all my other “skills” are pretty mediocre.
40: Do you use torrents? I used to. My laptop’s broken and I use my boyfriend’s. I don’t think he wants 80gb of music and movies on his laptop. :I
41: When was the last time you paid for music? I feel like it was pretty recently! Like, last year maybe? I bought a CD for my boyfriend. I think it was…the Slash CD. Was that last year or two years ago?
42: Are you addicted to technology? I…well…yes.
43: Pick a person (you don’t need to give their name). How do you feel about them? Be as honest as you can get yourself to be. Okay. :) Uh. He’s great. I love him and I hope we never break up. EVER.
44: Do you check your computer’s dictionary for the definition of words you’d otherwise feel confident about using during in-person interactions? Just to be sure? Not often. I usually don’t give a fuq.
45: How heavily to you rely on spellcheck and autocorrect? Even with spellcheck I still make lots of typos. Whateva.
46: Have you ever gotten into an argument on the internet? Did you win? Probably and probably. I don’t really like to get into arguments unless I know I’m right..obviously. I don’t know why you would try to get into one knowing you’re wrong unless you’re trolling someone. Which is stupid.
47: Do you pause movies/TV shows if you have to go to the bathroom or the kitchen, or do you just let them keep playing? When I’m watching them by myself I let them keep playing, when I’m watching with someone else, I pause it. I have it all backwards, lol.
48: If you use a regular alarm clock, do you have it set to music or that obnoxious beeping? When I actually do use the alarms on my phone, it’s this horrifying rooster crowing. I hate it but it always at least wakes me up…until I shut it off and go back to sleep.
49: Peter Pan? I do believe in fairies! I do! I do!
50: How often do you fall up the stairs? Not often.
51: Do you pronounce “anti” as ant-eye or ant-ee? (Example: “That scene was very anticlimactic.”) I pronounce it both ways. I think it depends on who I’m talking to. I say ant-eye in my head.
52: Do you pronounce “via” as vee-uh or vie-uh? (Example: “We can get there via Tremont Street.”) Vee-uh.
53: How often do you forget to close your parentheses? Never. I use them a lot so…
I'm bleaching my hair. First step toward lavender!
1. I think I enhaled the powder stuff. I coughed for like 5 minutes. Then I drank a shit ton of water but water goes into your stomach, not your lungs. So, I guess, goodbye cruel world.
2. This shit smells a lot worse than I remember.
3. The very flames of hell are licking at my scalp.
4. I don’t have enough bleach to go platinum and now I have to face the world with toxic copper hair.
Was it worth it? Not right now.
Will it be? I sure hope so. :|