my roommate's cologne smells like poop and he uses it every fucking day
I seriously cannot wait until he runs out. Everybody thinks it stinks…HOW does he think it smells good? (Shay probably bought it for him. Ugh.)
Would it be weird if I bought him some NICE cologne for Christmas? Not that I will..but I’ve been thinking about it. I doubt he’d even wear it if it was from me, lol.
We don’t close his kennel unless we’re gone or doing something that requires him not jumping up on us..like having sex? Or..putting away laundry or hanging Christmas lights. Shit like that. Anyway, I was getting a drink of water and I came back into the room and he was sprawled out just outside his kennel door with blankets everywhere. Spoiled prima donna puppy can’t sleep without his blankies. :|
lol, I mix up the private and public buttons all the time. What's your favorite Miyazaki film? Mine's My Neighbor Totoro.
Mine’s Kiki’s Delivery Service! For the same reason Harry Potter was my favorite series growing up. I wanted so bad to receive a letter from Hogwarts. After some heart-wrenching devastation, I realized I might still be a witch - Kiki doesn’t leave until she’s 13, after all - and maybe my mom was hiding it from me. I even remember trying to make a broom. D:> I do still believe in magic, even now that I know Hogwarts isn’t a real school. Then I think…Spirited Away is my second favorite. So much good character development.
I'd love to try dressing up sometime too, haha. I JUST WANT TO BE FANCY, DAMNIT. Also, don't sweat yourself on labels :) As long as you're comfortable with yourself, it's all good :)
Get some silky Santa boxers for Christmas! I thought about getting something Christmas-related or at least red to surprise Sean on Christmas, but then I realized he’d think that was weird so I changed my mind. :|
2. What’s something you only do when you’re alone?
Clean. Not because I’m embarassed or anything but I want to rip people’s legs off, beat them to fucking jam and spread them over my toast when they track their dirty feet right after I’ve mopped, or sneakily put a fork into the sink after I’ve started the dishwasher. Just…look, I’m trying to make the apartment clean. Stay the fuck out of my way. Do you WANT to live in filth? Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
4. What’s something you overindulge in?
Baking/cooking in general. I should really just stop making food because I’m like Paula Deen. I cook food that’s way too bad for me because I just love the process. Cooking is just so fun…I need to hire people to come to my house and eat my food. Although I love salads and other healthy shit like that, there’s nothing fun about it. I don’t get to stand over the stove or excitedly set the timer and peek in at a loaf of bread in the oven. Or, you know, I could get a job as cook somewhere. Lol.
8. What’s your strangest kink?
Answered in previous post :3
10. Post a screenshot of your desktop.
I’ll upload it as my next post!
17. Commando: sexy or sickening?
I could see how someone would think it’s sickening but I fucking hate wearing underwear and I don’t care who knows. It started as just never wearing them with jeans but it progressed from there and now the only time I wear them is either a) when I’m giong to bed, and it will be the only think I wear or b) when I’m on my period because God hates me.
;n; I don’t think have strange kinks. I’m THAT sick fuck on 4chan. Except I sort of want to be filled with penises…except I’d never want to cheat on/sleep with anybody other Sean while I’m with him. So I’d make clones of him and have them all fuck me at the same time. I’d don a Boba Fett helmet and we’d film it and call it the Clone Whore. Sorry, that’s not kinky it’s just funny.
14. What’s your favorite part of foreplay?
Uh, dressing up, duh! But not costumes or anything…I have several sets of lingerie and they just make me feel sexy. Plus I like rubbing and grinding up on Sean through his pants.
15. What’s something you’d never admit to in real life?
I don’t know! I guess I’d never admit to my parents that I wanted to be a guy for…five years of my life. Because I’m over it. Other than that, I’m pretty open about any topic.
20. Define your sexuality.
Straight with lesbuddy tendencies? I don’t know. I say “I hate girls” a lot but most of my friends are girls and I’ve had crushes on girls before. I used to define myself as bisexual, and then pansexual, but that was..years ago. I’m not sure what I am.
24. What’s the weirdest date you’ve ever been on?
I don’t think I’ve ever been on a weird date. I actually never did much dating. Whenever I was going out with someone we’d always end up hanging out as his house or my house. :( But! The very first day Sean and I hung out with each other, outside math class in senior year, was on prom night. We both weren’t going so I told him we should hang out…and of course I chose where. We went to a juggling festival hahaha. So I tried to teach him poi and we tried to juggle and it was great fun. Then we still wanted to hang out with each other after it was over, so we crashed prom in our street clothes. It was great. GREAT.
Angus ate a glass Christmas ornament and now he's going to have his insides sliced up and he's going to die
because my pets only exist to die tragic deaths and make me sad and blame myself for the rest of eternity.
Seriously, after Angus and Sauron are gone….no more pets for me ever again.
I’d rather Sean and I be bored and sad with our lives and each other than to have to deal with painful blows to my heart every few years.
Yes, Angus will probably be okay because we forced him to eat cotton balls and half a loaf of super high-fiber bread, but I’m so fucking worried I’m actually furious with him and just want to lock him in his kennel for the rest of time where he can’t get into any fucking trouble.
I am in so much pain. I can’t even sit up to use Sean’s laptop for fear that my lower back might call it quits on me and then I will be a sad paraplegic. It took so much strength and willpower to even crawl into bed. Then laying out out flat just about killed me. ;~;
Hanging Christmas lights is some serious back breaking bullshit. Especially when your boyfriend got tired of helping you decorate 10 minutes in.
THE JOLLY CHRISTMAS SPRIT WILL KICK IN DECEMBER 1st. Until then I hate Christmas and love Excedrin.